A note on vegetable stock

Vegetable stock is a hard one to get right, but once you've got the hang of it it's brilliant.  I made mine using the following:

• 1 litre water
• Pepper (NOT salt)
• 2 x onions
• 3 x leeks
• 5 x carrots
• 2 x celery sticks
• 3 x mushrooms
• 8 (yes 8) x whole garlic cloves
• 1/2 can of tinned tomatoes
• 2 tbsps vegetable oil
• 2 x bay leaves
• Parsley sprig

This was what I had to hand, but I recommend saving veg trimmings in a bag in the freezer so that you can make a nice stock with it at some point in the future.

Roughly chop up all your veg and fry it (including all the trimmings, skin etc) in a heavy-based pan.  When the oniony stuff has all gone soft, add the tinned tomatoes.  Break them down a bit and then add the water, the bay leaves, the parsley sprig and a little bit of pepper.  Bring it to the boil and then reduce to a simmer for about half an hour, skimming scum from the surface every now and then.  Strain it into a jug and let it cool, then put it in the fridge (where it will keep for a few days) or put it in the freezer (where it will keep for a few months).

Your stock will probably be a light browny colour.  Don't be put off if it doesn't taste quite as strong as ready-made stock - this is because you haven't put any salt in.  And the reason you haven't put any salt in is that you will use this stock in recipes in which you will add salt so there's no point adding it now - you will only run the risk of making your recipes too salty.

Chunky vegetable soup with garlic croutons

Today was a very sad occasion - I learned of the death of Gary Moore and the publication of Kerry Katona's novel.  Good job I had lots of veg to hand for a nice comforting soup!

I know I always say this, but for this recipe you REALLY need the best, freshest veg and stock you can get.  I would even go as far as to say that you shouldn't even attempt it unless you've made a nice fresh vegetable stock otherwise it will just be bland and boring and you might as well eat bran flakes.  However, if you do have the right stuff for it it's delicious.  The garlic croutons are a fancy touch I thought I'd try - they worked well but feel free to use any kind of nice crusty bread.

NOTE: these ingredients are what I used, but you can use what you like as long as it's in season.  Just make sure you use the right quantity of veg per person by measuring using a bowl.

Ingredients (to serve four):

• 1 x large onion
• 1 x celery stalk, thoroughly cleaned - reserve the herby leaf
• 1 x parsley sprig, 3 x sage leaves and some leaves from the celery tied into a bouquet garni
• 1 x leek, thoroughly cleaned
• 4 x large carrots
• 1 x medium-large potato
• 1 x celeriac
• 2 tbsps rapeseed oil, plus extra for drizzling
• 2 litres vegetable stock
• Salt and freshly ground black pepper
• French bread, to serve
• 2 x garlic cloves, for the croutons

Method:

1. Heat the rapeseed oil to a medium heat in a large heavy-based pan.
2. Chop your onions, leek and celery into chunks and gently fry them in the oil.  You want to sweat them, not colour them, so that the resulting soup tastes fresh and zingy rather than roasted.
3. Peel your carrots, potato and celeriac and reserve the peel for use in future stocks (i.e. put it in a bag and chuck it in the fridge).  Chop them into bite-size chunks and let them join in the party in your pan.
4. When the onions, leeks and celery have gone soft and have started to turn transluscent it's time to pour in the stock.  Add a bit of salt and pepper and the bouquet garni.  Bring it to the boil and then simmer for about 20 minutes until the vegetables have all become tender.
5. Cut diagonal slices of french bread, toast them and rub them with peeled garlic cloves - voila, you have garlic bread!
6. Discard the bouquet garni.  Serve the soup in bowls with the croutons on the side and drizzle a little rapeseed oil over it.  When you get stuck in, it can be nice to break the croutons up and drop them into the soup.

Looks like Sh*t, Tastes like Heaven Chocolate Cake.

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As you can see by the pictures above, I love food...  it's been more difficult for the last 16 weeks as I've been thrust into various states of nausea by my pregnancy, but this is one recipe that even a toilet bowl hugging pregnant woman will appreciate.

The name comes from when I made one of these cakes to take to work one Friday, and while I was off teaching one of my colleagues came came and sneaked a piece. She left me a note, it read
"Sorry Sam, I stole some cake. looks like shit, tastes like hevean, heaven."
The spelling error was even more funny at the time as I'm an RE teacher... but enough about me... lets talk about cake.

Looks like Sh*t Tastes Like Heaven Cake.

You will need:
a cake or loaf tin, greaseproof paper, butter for greasing the tin

160g good quality dark chocolate (60%+ cocoa solids)
160g butter
1tbsp instant coffe granules (or, if you're REALLY heavy metal, I used 1/2 shot espresso! BOOYAH)
68g Self raising flour
68g plain flour
1/4 tsp bicarb of soda
160g dark muscovado sugar
160g caster sugar
25g cocoa powder
3 medium eggs.

This recipe will take about 30 mins to prepare and then around 1hr 30 mins to bake... it's worth it.

I copped out and bought ready made frosting, to be honest, the amount of effort you put into this cake you won't want to be bothered making your own icing. You can buy it in tubs in the home baking isle of the supermarket and to be honest, it's great!

If you're thinking my measurements are a bit strange that's because I had to modify the quantities of the original recipe to fit in the loaf tin, this cake mix is quite sloppy, and if it rises over the top of your cake tin it will drip off the edges and burn all over the bottom of your oven. You will be well advised to put a baking tray in the bottom of the oven just in case... oven cleaning is no one's favourite activity.

(1) Preheat the oven to - fan 140c - conventional 160c and gas mark 3. Remember to put a baking tray in the bottom in case your cake mix rises over the tin.
(2) Butter and line your cake tin/loaf tin.
(3) Melt the chocolate and butter in a bain marie. Half fill a pan full of water and place a (heatproof!) dish on top, bring the water up to a boil then simmer, and while simmering stir the chocolate and butter in the bowl until it melts. Don't get water into the chocolate dumb ass! when it's melted add in the espresso or coffee granules dissolved in a tiny bit of water.
(4)  In another bowl, mix the 2 flours, bicarb of soda, sugars and cocoa. I would use a sieve to sift these dry ingredients. You might find the muscovado sugar doesn't sift too well... just do your best... it'll be right.
(5) beat your eggs, then add the egg and chocolate mixture into the dry ingredients (it's probably a good idea to turn off the chocolate-melting-pan a couple of minutes before you do this, just in case you accidentally cook the egg :-) ) Stir until you have a runny but smooth consistency (told you it was runny)
(6) whack it in the cake tin and chuck it in the oven. Bake for 1hr 25/1hr 30 mins. As always with cakes, if you stab it with a knife your knife should come out clean, the top should be firm, don't open the oven door if you can help it, but after the first hour or so it's probably a good idea to have a quick check to make sure it's not burning.

My cake sank like a battleship, don't worry, who the hell cares, even if it looks like sh*t it'll taste like hevean heaven. Leave it to cool then add some pre-made chocolate frosting. Eat within a week... it won't last that long.

 x G

Tonight we're gonna eat some soda bread, somewhere in this town...

I don't think the members of Thin Lizzy really ever ingested much that didn't come in powdered form, but they're a great Irish institution - as is this bread.

Home-made bread is a thing of beauty, but it can be a bit time-consuming.  Soda bread, on the other hand, is very quick and easy to make, as there's no kneading involved (note the use of bicarbonate of soda rather than the usual yeast).  It has a different texture to normal bread too - it's a bit more chewy.

This version uses a mixture of white and wholemeal flour but you can use all white if you want.

Ingredients:

• 175g strong wholemeal bread flour
• 175g strong white bread flour (plus extra for sprinkling)
• 2 tsp bicarbonate of soda
• Pinch of salt
• 284ml buttermilk
• Vegetable oil for lining the baking tray

Method:

1.  Stick the oven on at 200 degrees.  Line a baking tray with vegetable oil and baking parchment.  Sieve the flour into a bowl and mix in the other dry ingredients.

2.  Create a well in the centre and pour in the buttermilk.

3.  Mix the buttermilk in with a fork so that it forms a dough.  Add a little splash of normal milk if the dough isn't sticking enough.

4.  Using your hands, create a ball of dough and splat it down on the baking tray.  Make a cross in the top using a sharp knife - this looks good and allows the bread to expand as it cooks.

5.  Stick it in the oven for half an hour.  You can tell it's done if it sounds hollow when you tap the crust on the underside.  Sprinkle some flour over it and let it rest for about 10 minutes, then serve it, still warm, with butter and cheese.